1. Harry the Hermit has been scuttling through my drawing book quite often. He has brought a sense of humor out of his little shell that I didn’t know someone as invertebrate as he could possess. Harry is a lover of well-sculpted and toned spiral curved abdomen, open-faced gastropod shells, and long walks on the beach. In his typical manor, he drummed up a paronomasia about liars, as he believes the Alaia is the only way to truth; just as Ozzy Osborne believes God is the only way to love. 

    *The text reads:

    "You calling me Alaia?" 

    "Yes. Yes I am."